Dear Ben Carson…

But madame…you fuckin tried it!!!! Just look at his sneaky, clueless face! Where do I begin with you? Where do I start? So you decided to get your confused, soft ass on national television and once again put your foot in your mouth. That seems to be what you do best! You got your I’m a liberal democrat one year now I’m an ultra conservative republican the next ass out here giving all the shades of disrespect to Miss Harriet Tubman. You had the audacity to be giving Janet & Michael TEAS with your whispering ass to say; (and I’m paraphrasing) “She doesn’t belong on the twenty-dollar bill. Maybe WE can find SOMETHING else for HER. Maybe SHE should be on the TWO DOLLAR BILL.” Now let me stop right there. They’re so many disrespectful key words here. How dare you! For one…the two dollar bill? Who gives out two dollar bills. Yes they spend, but who sees them? I haven’t seen one in probably over 10 years. AND…You had the audacity to defend Andrew Jackson (who Miss Tubman will be replacing on the front of the $20 bill)…A WELL KNOWN SLAVE OWNER…and speak on why he needs to stay on the front of the $20 bill. The reason you felt that he should not be removed is because he balanced the federal budget leaving us with no debt? REALLY!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!! Now I do agree, I’m not all for Miss Tubman being placed on something that represents greed in this country….pretty much the whole world because that’s not what she stood for. A lot of black people speaking against her being on any form of currency have absolutely no problem spending money and y’all don’t pay any attention to who’s already on there….so miss me with that! Anyway…Yes I do think there could be another way to honor her. I don’t know what, but I know there is. However, to dismiss her like she’s not deserving of anything and to appear to question why she’s being honored is a huge slap in the face to not only YOUR ancestors who I’m sure plenty of them were able to reach freedom due to her dedication and courage by putting her life on the line; but also to the history of the country in which you TRIED and FAILED terribly to run for president of. I still think it’s pretty precious that you actually thought you had a chance to win. CUTE! So much that you have tarnished your legacy by saying dumb, ignorant things and just flat-out lying. How can you be this stupid when you were a damn brain surgeon. That shit is scary as hell. Well…being book smart doesn’t always equal common sense.

Now let me break a few things down for your self-hating, coon ass. If it wasn’t for Harriet Tubman your profusely blinking self wouldn’t have been able to attend any school which includes college, let alone medical school (well you did attend the University of Michigan so there’s that) and have the opportunity of becoming a world renown surgeon. You wouldn’t have been able to write any of your books that you completely told lies, fairytales and fantasies…along with a few fallacies in. AND…you most definitely wouldn’t have been able to run for president of the United States. You want to fit in with your conservative counterparts so bad, that you’re losing your own identity and tarnishing your own legacy. Or maybe this is who you always were. You’re WAY TOO OLD to be playing these games and wanting to fit in with the popular crowd or who you think that you will benefit from the most. You have nothing to give them, but a black face and a quota for them to fulfill. These white folks who you try so hard to please aren’t thinking about you. I’ve tried to be patient with you for so long because you were a well-respected man in your field and saved lives. You accomplished so much and should be recognized for your work and I applaud you for that. Of course I throw shade every now & then at you because well…that’s just what I do. You seem to have forgotten where you came from. When was the last time you went back to your hometown of Detroit, Michigan and tried to figure out how to go about rebuilding the city?  It just seems to me that you’re getting more and more obnoxious as time goes on. For the longest I felt that you were out here trolling us just to get attention; oh no sis…this is who you are. You lied about your past plenty of times to TRY and make it seem like you were this troubled kid that changed your life around and if you can do it…everyone else should be able to do it. That lets me know exactly what type of person you are. And here we are, just when I forgot about your ass after your last stunt of endorsing Donald Trump after he DRAGGED your ass for almost a year straight…this happens. You disrespect a historical icon who risked her life to free OUR people from slavery. Yes….OUR…that includes you too! And of all places to do this on…FOX NEWS! You really tried it! You have drained me for the last time. I don’t want to hear anything else from you and I hope Harriet Tubman as well as your ancestors who she helped free come back and haunt your ass throughout the day and night. The slave replaces the slave owner…HALLELUJAH!!!

Sincerely,

Someone who wants you to go away…far, far away…FOREVER!!!!