Petty Post: Don’t Argue With *itchigan Fans

We’re just going to get right down to it. No BS’ing around! So I made the decision this year and most likely from now on that I’m not going to waste my valuable time and argue with *itchigan fans. I mean…for what? What else do we have to prove? All they have is their mouth and memories of what once was and nothing else. So why even bother? *ichigan fans have so many issues with O. State fans it’s just hilarious. We don’t ever say ish until we play y’all but y’all talk ish before the season even starts. Okay, we talk ish when y’all lose which is nevermind…I won’t even go there. The only time y’all are quiet is when you lose which is….oh hell I’m just going to go ahead and say it…It’s a pretty significant amount of the time. I’m just sayin! I mean how dare we get criticized for rooting for our home state team. How dare! I remember a *itchigan fan once told me I should be ashamed for not supporting the Browns or the Bengals. Delusional maybe? Hypocrite maybe? For one…I’ve never said that I wasn’t a fan of either team. I always root for Ohio teams unlike your ass. And by the way…I’m a HUGE Browns fan they just aren’t my favorite team. So sue me!

So until you beat us for 13 of the last 15 years (because that’s our record against you 13-2 in 15 seasons) and win a couple of national championship’s in this lifetime…I have nothing left for you and like the rest of Buckeye Nation we are completely unbothered. GO BUCKS! (In my Beyoncé voice…MIDDLE FINGERS UP!)