Kids, Criminals and Gorillas
Enough already with the damn gorilla. Yes it’s sad that the gorilla was killed but what had to be done was done. Now I’m not a parent but I know enough about kids and have been around kids for years to know that when a nosey, rebellious, inquisitive, hard-headed toddler tells you that they are…
Dear Pat Houston
Pat ‘Baldy’ Houston…I won’t take up too much of your time because trust and believe this won’t take long at all. I really don’t have the time, just like you don’t have the time to get your edges back. So I’ve been reading on social media that you’re auctioning off the late great Whitney Houston’s belongings.…
The Bandwagon Stops Here…….
Since the NBA Finals have finally started and we can say goodbye to another trash season of ‘professional basketball,’ I feel the need to address something. Let’s go ahead and talk about it. Let me get this off my chest and speak on this since my inbox was flooding with questions about why I’m hating on Steph…
Khia………….
GURRRRLLLLLL!!!! You don’t even get a formal greeting or a picture to place at the begging, in the middle or even at the ver end of this post. I mean…why? Usually when people mention your name at first I always say, “who?” Then I’m like oh YUCKMOUTH, droopy titty’s, dingy dreads….oh ok…”I don’t know her!”…
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY JANET JACKSON!!!
Today marks a milestone in the life of my favorite entertainer of all time. It’s her 50th birthday! Now…she and I may have had our differences over the past month due to the handling of her return and this tour…but nevertheless…she is and forever will always be my fav. Why not her big brother the…
YOU TRIED IT! James DeBarge…..
James DeBarge…sir…let’s have a chit-chat because I have some questions for you. In honor of Janet’s 50th birthday, I feel the need to get you together real quick for her. Janet is soooooo much more classier than I will EVER be so this is going to be short and sweet. I don’t feel the need to…
The Library is Open…Dear Caitlyn Jenner,
I really have been trying to avoid doing this. I honestly have. I completely support you and I have nothing but the utmost respect for your decision in finally living in your truth and becoming who you felt that you always have been. No one understands (except other people struggling with gender identity) what you…
Dear Ben Carson…
But madame…you fuckin tried it!!!! Just look at his sneaky, clueless face! Where do I begin with you? Where do I start? So you decided to get your confused, soft ass on national television and once again put your foot in your mouth. That seems to be what you do best! You got your I’m a…
When I fell in love with Hip-Hop…….
IT TAKES TIME FOR LOVE TO GROW & DEVELOP into something serious. That’s why it’s actually more than one year I’ll be referencing in this post. I decided to give this one a little “Brown Sugar” (movie) TEAS…but hey… it sets the mood. Hip-Hop music gets such a bad rap (no pun intended). It gets blamed for murders,…